System Overload... Automatic Shutdown

Maybe it is Fate's way of punishing me for some cosmic offense, or maybe I'm just a hypochondriac, but I'm pretty sure I'm going blind. Yes, as I sit here, I am losing my sight. So, maybe we can play a quick game of "Mystery Diagnosis" and figure out why I've got increased pressure behind my right eye with blurred vision. A skull base fracture? The pathogenic course of a misplaced micro lab unknown? Elevated intracranial pressure due to increased knowledge absorption?... I'm thinking the last one....