The band at Cafe Firenze was just good, until out of no where, they pull out the secreat weapon. A mild mannered dude, who when given a microphone could wail and entertain the crowd without a single pit stain. We were in the presence of greatness..
My pledge sister, Sally, blew me away with her renowned one liners. My favorite from the night, "I was cleaning the hair out of my shower drain, and I found the girl from the Ring. Oh. There you are."
The belugas were my favorite. With the large number of transvestites running around the aquarium coming in a close second.
We took the VIP Behind the Scenes tour. Yeah, we're kinda a big deal.
At this point in the tour, we are standing above a 6.3million gallon tank filled with more than 50,000 animals. But you know... we played it cool. Impressed? Nah.. I've seen bigger...
Our tour guide tells us a rather graphic tale about two young Beluga whales who meet, fall in love, and attempt to consumate their relationship to the horror of all the children in the gallery.
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