Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Words of the Day

phud-dy dud-dy [phuhd-dee duhd-dee] noun, one who possesses a PhD degree, and therefore has no understanding of clinical medicine; lectures are known to be composed purely of useless basic science knowledge that will never be of help to a practicing physician

mud-phud [muhd-fuhd] noun, one who possesses both an MD and a PhD degree, therefore they once knew actual clinical medicine but have long forgotten it in order to barricade themselves in a laboratory doing research; known for making outdated and ridiculous comments, for example "spider bites are sustained by rolling over in bed, putting on socks and shoes, and carrying boxes out of a dark basement"

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