The Dark Side

I have debated for a long time on whether I want to get a new phone. I have researched service providers and all the latest phones and gadgets, yet I was no closer to making a decision than when I started. Then the Zoolander phone made the decision for me. I accidently dropped Blue Steel and it broke into three pieces. So I went to the AT&T store, and joined the Dark Side. I bought an iPhone. And I love it.