Standing outside the room of a patient with ESRD:
Ortho Intern, looking at what appears to be a foley bag-- "What would you rather do... Lick the floor of Trauma 2 after an alpha activation... Or drink some of that man's urine?"
Me-- "That man's in end stage renal disease. That's not his urine. That's a rectal tube. I'll take the floor of Trauma 2."
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Ewww, ewww, eww!
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